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Suzy Silent Stall

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I don’t remember what it was, but something tweaked me the other day. Someone said something to me, and I knew I was being overly sensitive. Touchy or not, I needed to get away for a couple of minutes to give myself a talking to – a “put your big girl pants on” speech.

I couldn’t do it at my grey cube smack dab in the middle of cube world.

I couldn’t do it in the mile-long hallway. After all, what if people saw me?

Aha! Why hadn’t I thought of it sooner?! The Ladies Room.

I opened the swinging bathroom door, making sure to put my hand above the mass of fingerprints by the handle. I had to make sure the coast was clear. It didn’t look like anyone was in there. It didn’t sound like anyone was in there. Shhhhh….wait….for a minute….ok. Clear!

I locked myself in a stall and began to talk myself through letting go of whatever silly little thing had gotten under my skin. Aloud.

“Grow up, Blondie. Grow up. It’s not that big of a deal.”

No sooner had the words left my mouth than…

*crinkle* *crackle* *scuff*

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

I stopped breathing. I shook my head in disbelief. I had waited so long to listen for someone even breathing in the bathroom! How could I have missed the person in the stall in the corner?!

I certainly couldn’t leave now. Risk being seen? Identified? Caught in the act? No. I had to wait it out.

After a couple of minutes (well, probably more like seconds), I realized that Suzy Silent Stall wasn’t gonna leave either. Clint Eastwood’s showdown music whistled in the background: this would be a wait-it-out show down!

Time ticked on. We kept to our stalls. I started to sweat (not really, but it makes the story better). I had to get back to work, but what if at the exact moment I tried to escape Suzy Silent Stall came out? What would she say? Who would she be? If we saw each other, we would know what had happened forever. We could never look at each other the same way again.

Suddenly, as if the cube world angels knew my plight, the swinging entrance door with all its fingerprint glory started to open. Someone else entered the bathroom. This was my chance to escape.

I flushed the toilet for effect to let Suzy know I was leaving. My heart started racing. I slid the lock open, completely bypassed the sinks (too much risk), and darted out the door.

I got back to my desk, breathed, and whatever had bothered me disappeared.

Until we meet again, Suzy Silent Stall.

But if it does…

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You don’t think it will happen to you, and God willing, it never will. But if it does…

On June 6th, I came home from work at the usual time, on the usual route, with the usual routine. Nothing looked amiss when I arrived at my house. When I turned the corner into my kitchen, I saw all my drawers and the cabinets under my sink were open. I thought to myself, “Wait a second, I was NOT in a rush this morning!” Slowly, it dawned on me that I was right…but someone else was in a rush. Sure enough, my back door was open and the wall was busted.

I could tell that no one was in the house, but I thought, “Eh, better be safe and call the police first.” I called my local police and stayed outside, ready to drive away in case of an emergency. Thankfully, the officer arrived quickly, confirming that no one was in the house.

It was actually a pretty light, almost comedic experience walking through the house. I notice the thief had taken my computer and my jewelry. When we got to my bedroom, I told the officer, “Well lookie there, he didn’t take my Bible!” The officer laughed, “They usually don’t.”

It started to dawn on me in that moment that God had done something amazing here. I didn’t know yet how amazing.

It’s been nearly two months now…and can I just tell you how AWESOME God has been in the situation?

  1. He blinded the eyes of the thief from seeing things that were more valuable than what he stole.
  2. He preserved my house and birds from any major destruction.
  3. He prompted me to go home after work instead of going to watch a movie – so I wouldn’t have discovered the break in after dark!
  4. He moved the police department to come quickly, rather than ignore my call.
  5. He protected me from being there when it happened.
  6. He gave me selfless friends who came to fix my door and to make sure I was ok.  (Thank you, Juanie, Sarah, and Joseph!)
  7. He sent Padre to pray for me and my house in person as a surprise. IN PERSON! That means driving 8+ hours until 1am, friends!
  8. He arranged for the insurance settlement to be smoother and better than I imagined.
  9. He poured out financial blessing afterwards that I wasn’t expecting.
  10. He kept His word to me “I will be with you in trouble. I will deliver you and honor you. With long life, I will satisfy you and show you My salvation.” PS. 91:15-16

I confess that I forgot some of this over the past couple of weeks. Even earlier this week, the question came up in my heart and mind, “God, why did you let someone break in?” Not in the genuine way, either…the “poor me” way.

Amazing, isn’t it? How easy it is to complain! Or even to blame God for something He didn’t do! It was a thief who came in my house and stole from me. God, however, followed up that stunt by doing what only He could do – overturning everything satan did into blessing!

This post is definitely for me to remember what He’s done and not give into fear’s knock at night. I hope it encourages you too. Obviously, no one ever wants to be robbed or have their home violated in any way. God willing, it never will happen! But if it does…

“…it will turn out for you as an occasion for testimony.” (Luke 21:15)

Do you have a story like this? Where was He in your situation? Would love to hear!

What are we thinking?!

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I can’t take it anymore! My AC in my darling little home is running FAR too much…and I’m keeping it at 77-80 degrees for Pete’s sake!

My friend, Ross, and I are about to do the unthinkable this weekend: install another 8-10″ of GreenFiber insulation. I’m sweating  just thinking about it. We’ll rent the blow-in machine tonight, test it, and wake up manana so it’ll be 10 degrees less scorching to finish. He is, needless to say, my insulation-installing hero…or atleast he will be.

The plus side: I’ll probably drop a dress size!

More to come…

Independence & Instagram

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I have secretly wanted to learn photography. Not enough that I would spend money on a camera, though. I’ve resigned myself to the fact that any photos on this blog will just have to look unprofessional. I’ve also resigned myself to the fact that this leaves me behind all the self-taught, aspiring photographer blogger types whose posts I revisit ten times just to see their photos.

Queue song: Nobody knows the troubles I’ve seen…nobody knows my sorrows.

Then, there was Instagram! A fun, FREE app for the iPhone that gives you creative editing power. Here’s a few from 4th of July weekend. All you professionals with your Nikon D90′s and Cannons…watch out! ;-)


I was inspired to show my patriotism with an American flag this year. It didn’t look right jutting out from my porch pole, so I draped it over my porch fence instead.

Queue song: She’s a grand ‘ol flag..

On Saturday, Lovey invited me to join her family for a day at the Rangers Ballpark! Such fun! THEN…we got the hookup! Lovey’s cousin’s girlfriend’s brother (did you get that?) is a chef at the ballpark and bumped us up to a suite! Casey’s Corner, nonetheless! (I really with I knew how famous this suite was so I could appreciate it more!) Drinks were on tap, food was free, and there was *gasp* air-conditioning! Woot woot!

I felt like I was on the show Cheers getting my diet Coke.

Queue song: Where everybody knows your name, and they’re always glad you came.

The weekend continued with great food, good reading, and time with dear friends. I made plum cobbler and pulled pork for Monday’s festivities. Yum to the O!

Sugar plums

I wish we had Smell-o-Vision.

Smoky mesquite and peach flavors in every juicy bite!

What did you do or cook for the 4th of July?

Being a Girl Scout didn’t help

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It’s never good when you lock your keys in your car. It’s even worse when you do it with your car running.

The other day, I bustled about my morning routine, taking extra care to prepare for the day. I did my usual once over to make sure that I had everything.

Lunch? Check. Phone? Check. Chartreuse green silk blouse cinched at the waist with a faux snakeskin belt? Checkity-check. And locked went the front door.

In the spirit of efficiency, I proceeded to load my bags and piping hot coffee into my car on the passenger side since it’s closer to the walkway of my house after all. In the spirit of pushing the limits of efficiency, I decided to start my car from the passenger side, you know…to let the car warm up all of the whole 6 seconds it would take me to walk to the other side.

Lunch bag not falling over? Check. Phone easily accessible in case I need to make a call? Check. Chartreuse green silk blouse still cinched at the waist with a faux snakeskin belt? You betcha. And shut went the passenger door.

As you’ve probably guessed by now, my driver’s side door was locked. So was the passenger door. So was my front door.

The reality of my problem grew rapidly as I thought of possible solutions:

Solution 1 – Call my roommate because she has a set of keys. Can’t. My phone’s in my car.

Solution 2 – Call a locksmith. Can’t do that either. Phone is still in car.

Solution 3 – Get the set of spare house keys to get to my set of spare car keys. You mean the spare set of house keys that’s in your locked house?

Solution 4 – Break into your own house. Well daggum, why’d you have to make sure that all the windows were LOCKED before you left today? Didn’t you think ahead to when you’d lock your keys in your car while it burned up the price-gauged gasoline in the tank?

What’s a girl to do, I ask you? I’ll tell you what she does. She runs across the street in her chartreuse green cinched blouse and black trouser pants to ask the very kind tattooed man at the stone manufacturing plant to get a wire hanger and help her jimmy her passenger car door open, that’s what!

The young inked man called his friend “Grandpa” to help him out. He apparently locks his keys in his car often. Go figure!

I asked if either of them had a phone so I could call my boss about my predicament. I couldn’t even do that! I just started my new job and I don’t have his number memorized! When this final “blow” hit, the guys got the car door open. I hugged “Grandpa” and thanked them both.

I’m grateful those two gents knew how to help and gave me 25 minutes of their work day. Needless to say I am brushing up on the Girl Scout motto: Be prepared.

Free books!

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It was some time ago that my company blocked alot of sites: Facebook, YouTube, and all the other time-consuming, non-productive, addictive social media sites. All was not lost, though, because you could still get through the day of Excel spreadsheets with one little site named Pandora.

Ahhhh….Pandora. Music for your mood.

Apparently, our bandwidth wasn’t big enough to support it, and it too got nixed. (Isn’t nixed a fun word?! You don’t think so? Oh. Well, nevermind then.)

The extrovert in me likes background noise while I work. It helps me focus, while silence can be really distracting. Plus, I like to multi-task. If I can learn, grow, or explore something new while getting my work done, why not?

I heard Michael Hyatt, Chairman of Thomas Nelson Publishers, talk about audio books once. He mentioned how he’ll listen to books while he runs, sometimes running longer just so he can hear the end of the story! I checked out his recommendation, Audible.com, but I didn’t want to pay the monthly fee. To Google I went. Lo and behold, it existed! A free resource for BOOKS!

Librivox.org is a public online library has a litany of books recorded by volunteer readers. I’ve listened to several books now, and I have to tell you, it’s pretty cool hearing the stories of Jane Eyre while you’re keying data or cleaning your house. The fact that it’s free makes it all the more enjoyable. I hope you enjoy it too!

Happy Monday!

Then sings my soul…

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When through the woods and forest glades I wander
and hear the birds sing sweetly in the trees;
when I look down from lofty mountain grandeur,
and hear the brook, and feel the gentle breeze

It’s a quiet Easter morning. There’s a hush in the air, like the breeze is humming a song of sweet relief. If you listen close, you can hear the earth resting. This was NOT the sound of last night.

A good ‘ol Texas storm rolled in with furious 70mph winds. Lighting, thunder, and the forewarning of hail hung in the air. There seems to have been alot of these storms lately. They roll in shaking the buildings, cracking the atmosphere, and making us humans tremble inside.

Lord my God! When I in awesome wonder
Consider all the works thy hand hath made,
I see the stars, I hear the mighty thunder,
Thy power throughout the universe displayed

I thought to myself, “Funny how there’s a storm tonight…I bet God’s reminding us of the storm on the first Easter weekend.” There was a storm that night too. The earth quaked, darkness covered the earth, the heavens roared! And on THAT night…Christ gained the victory over sin and death.

And when I think that God his son not sparing,
Sent him to die – I scarce can take it in,
That on the cross my burden gladly bearing,
He bled and died to take away my sin

Back in 1991, there was a little girl sitting by her daddy at her grandparents church. It too was Easter morning. She was wearing her Easter dress and white tights, like little girls do. She sat by her daddy and watched as that Sunday’s drama depicted the crucifixion. Then God, full of grace, touched that little girl’s heart that morning, and she accepted Him as her Lord and Savior.

I’ve been sitting on my porch, listening to the quiet in air, remembering that Sunday now twenty years ago (wild!). The chorus of “How Great Thou Art” keeps playing in my head. Yes, because I watched Carrie Underwood’s rendition of the hymn on YouTube last night and this morning, but also because it’s truth just reverberates in my heart.

Then sings my soul, my Saviour God, to Thee,
How great Thou art, how great Thou art!
Then sings my soul, my Saviour God, to Thee,
How great Thou art, how great Thou art!

God the Father sent His Son because of His great love for us. His Son chose to do it, yes because He loved us too, but more than that, it was His great love for His Father. What His Father said, He said. What His Father did, He did. Who His Father loved, He loved. Jesus is not the Easter bunny or Santa Claus, a genie in a bottle to be called upon when we need something, though He knows our needs before we do. No – He is God. He made us for Himself. And His cross demands our lives – every part.

When Christ shall come with shout of acclamation
And take me home- what joy shall fill my heart!
Then I shall bow in humble adoration
And there proclaim, my God, how great thou art!

Happy Resurrection Day, everyone! Oh, and here’s Carrie belting it out…I hope it gets stuck in your heart too.

As wide as paper cuts

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6:30 am – Alarm rings. The blonde presses snooze.

6:58 am – The blonde hears her roomie, Brooke, leave the house.

7:00 am – The blonde tells herself, “GET UP!”

7:01 am – The blonde jumps out of bed to take a very fast shower.

7:13 am – The blonde pours a bowl of uber-healthy cereal.

7:14 am – The blonde starts to make herself a (much needed) cup of coffee.

7:14:30 am – The Lord tells the blonde that she needs to fast coffee today. There are some pressing things she needs to pray about and hear what He would say about them; she needs to take a break from the caffeinated black cup of Joe. Who are we kidding? It’s a cup of JOY!

7:15 am – The blonde is tempted to argue with Him. After all, would He really tell her no?

7:15:30 am – The blonde realizes this is a foolish argument and pours the coffee into a container for later.

7:16 am – The blonde begins her time with the Lord and His Word.

7:50 am – The blonde dozes off a bit. The Lord probably rolls His eyes.

8:07 am – The blonde rushes to get ready for work and jets out the door, apologizing for falling asleep on Him!

8:55 am – The blonde gets to her desk. Her eyes are as wide as paper cuts.

9:02 am – The blonde tells herself, “Oh well, girl…get to bed earlier next time!” and with only slits showing of her eyeballs, she makes herself some cold, lemonade Crystsal Light.

9:05 am – The blonde tells the Lord how much she’s looking forward to tomorrow.

Shot my own foot

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You know that expression people get when they think they’ve done a good job? They raise their brows a little, purse their lips, and nod their head in non-verbal ascent. You know the one, right?

I was thinking about what I’ve eaten over the past few days (utterly female, I know) and that smug expression started to grow on my face. I nodded in approval at my own choices. Veggies? Hummus? Spinach salad with tuna? You healthy thing, you! Ga’head gurl, ga’head get down…

I started updating my budget when my sweet tooth kicked in. Given the superb food choices I’d been making, I felt completely validated in my decision to indulge in a frozen chocolate chip cookie. The cold crispiness submerged in cold milk. Mmm. Bellisima!

As I gulped the last of the milk and looked for any cookie crumbs that may have fallen to the bottom of the glass waiting to be rescued with my nimble fingers…POW! My *momentarily selective* memory kicked in. I had a piece of my co-workers delectable chocolate cream “Happy Birthday!” pie with graham cracker crust this afternoon.

Suddenly, my face turned from my smug, pleased-with-myself grin to a grimace. I’d shot down my own efforts at healthy food choices. Shot my own self in the foot of lean glory.

My wounded pride is now hobbling to bed.

Scrum-dilly-upmtious!

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There are two main types of cooks: those who use a recipe and those who don’t. Neither is better than the other. It’s just a completely different way of approaching the process.

Mother Dearest almost never used recipes. I’ve got to tell you that I’m glad she didn’t. (So is Padre for that matter.) Practically every night, he’d come home from work and ask, “What are you making?” She would respond with complete sincerity, “I don’t know!” She would put things together and come up with something we’d never eaten before. Oh, the creativity! The problem is she could never repeat it, something a recipe follower is superior at.

I personally have followed in my mother’s footsteps. Cooking is creative expression for me, and repeating a good meal isn’t as big of a priority for me as the initial creation. I imagine flavors and textures together and inspires some random combo.

Last night, I was downright giddy coming home from work. The weather was dreamy, the convertible top was down, and I was on my way home from work a little early to meet my friend, Sarah, at my house. We were going to paint my laundry room this cute Limoncello color. And I love Sarah, so I couldn’t wait to see her.

I felt a creative flavor combo developing: mango and paprika. Mmmm. What did I have in my fridge? Ah! Tilapia, asparagus, bell peppers, and rice. I couldn’t wait to put it together! Here’s what came of it:

The patio was really the only appropriate place to eat what turned out to be a scrum-dilly-umptious meal.

Aw. :)

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